Why is it that every time I try to get a pre-paid US sim card it simply does not work?

Been on the line with this stupid net10wireless customer service and when I after about an hour finally got to talk to a real person she could barely speak a word of English! How the f*ck can you work with customer service for a US company without knowing English! The fact that I’m no expert myself made it only worse, haha! Well, they can go f*ck themselves, I’ll try an AT&T store and hope for better luck this time because the last time we were here they gave me a hard time too. How can it  be so hard? Haha

Yesterday was so good. I went on a little boat trip with my new friend Andrew, from Manhattan Beach, had a bottle of Jack Daniels and then went straight to Mickey Avalon as you might have already seen on Instagram. His lyrics are simply amazing, so good to hear it live. Well, as live as rap music get, at least, haha!

At the hotel in Burbank right now getting ready for a fabulous dinner at the Rainbow and tomorrow we’ll fly early to Sacramento. This is like being on tour but without the stressful parts that always come with touring.

I’m a little dissatisfied about the fact that I have nothing to drink right now so I’ll try to sort that out – Merry Christmas everyone and hopefully I’ll check back in here tomorrow too.

Cheers!

//LONDON

Wow, finally on a working Internet connection again. Disneyland was awesome and the hotel we had was great too but I tend to quickly lose my patience with staying online in when the wifi does not work properly .

Now I’m in Manhattan beach and yesterday I was at the Bank of America office together with our US CPA to sign some bank papers, haha, soon we’ll have our first American credit card with our names and CRASHDIET LLC on them, can’t wait.

Tonight we’ll go to Hermosa Beach to see a Mickey Avalon show. Sunday will be spent in Hollywood and Melrose hopefully, then we’ll get to Sacramento on the 24th.

I just answered 35 e-mails and I’m happy to have some peace of mind, finally .

Did you like our new music video by the way? Haha I think it’s so awesome, we had lot’s of fun doing it too… What did you think about my acting? hahaha

I miss you all, see ya around!

//LONDON

Hey, I’m at Disneyland! We got so drunk last night, we finished a bottle of whiskey just the two of us haha I had the best time ever. Before that we had an awesome dinner at Rainforest Café and I had the best chicken I’ve ever tasted in my whole life. And two Coronas, they were good too!

I’m so hung over I can barely even sit up but I have to get ready and I have to get some sun just so that I’ll adjust to this the time zone I’m in . I’ll go to an AT&T store later today and I’ll hopefully get internet to work so I can keep you a little updated during the day!

I didn’t dare to open my e-mail program just yet, so if you’re waiting for e-mails from me please be patient, I’ll have a look tonight once I’m recovered!

Well, gotta get ready, see ya

//LONDON

The last time I tried to have some time off I missed my flight and canceled my vacation, things looks bright this time though as I’m already at the airport, waiting to board the plane to LA, god damn I can’t f*cking believe it!

I haven’t blogged for a while and I haven’t even logged in to our forums, it’s because I needed to finish all the little projects I had laying around everywhere before I left. I didn’t finish all of them, but most – so at least I can relax a little without having to be at the office 24/7 during this vacation haha. And my manager has everything under control anyways. It’s just that I’m a workaholic.

I’ll be in Hollywood, Anaheim, Sacramento, San Fransisco, Las Vegas & San Diego (because I’m desperate to meet that little panda baby they have over there) and I’ll be gone for 3 weeks. I’m armed with an unlocked iPhone this time so I hope to get internet to work so anyone who cares can follow me on instagram and this blog!

So this year I’m celebrating Christmas on the 25th together with my girlfriend and her family in Sacramento, times are changing ehh… Life is an exciting ride for sure.

Time to board, see ya!

//LONDON

Went up at 07, so tired, it was a miracle I manage to leave bed. Started working at 09, and from lunch time I was constantly about to fall asleep. Got off work at 19, went grocery shopping, came home 20.15, cooked food for tomorrow, now it’s almost 21 and I’m in bed already, about to sleep.

Was your day as exiting as mine?

F*cking hell, I need to change this pattern – and I will soon

Goodnight people

//LONDON

This is Mr Pete Silver, my awesome new assistant.

He showed up like this last Wednesday when the whole Stockholm city was pretty much closed / out of function due to the snow chaos, the fact there were no buses or trains going made him 3 hours late, but he didn’t give up – god damn it, we had web shop orders laying around that had to be shipped .

Because of him everybody is getting their ordered DVD’s in good time before Christmas. He’s also the reason I’ve had some time to work on our awesome forum lately which by the way is located at http://www.crashdiet.org/forum – check it out and join the fun

Pete Silver is also the reason I can relax and write this blog post instead of working my ass off shipping stuff. We just went out to get a bottle of Lord Calvert and we will start consuming it now.

Cheers everybody! Luv ya!

//LONDON

P.S Yes Psychobunny we are a nice team

I just found some photo albums laying around here, they’re kinda funny so I thought I should share the best shots with you!

Here’s me at the age of 5, pretty cool that I was a transvestite already, huh? I remember how I specifically enjoyed wearing a skirt and a wig, and I remember how I called myself “Lotta”.

Now I’m 30 and I still dress like a lady and wear make up, I guess some things never change really!

//LONDON

And this is what happened a little later :

Still had an awesome time with my family!

The right answers for the pictures below are #1 Whiskey, #2 Bloody Mary, nice stuff!

I’m so hungover that I’ve forgot vital parts of the English language so communication is slow here, I’ll be back tomorrow with a brain that works I hope Good night!

//LONDON

…and guess what I’m drinking now!?

Guess what I’m drinking?

Cheers!

//LONDON